"Church crunch"

Films: The Unholy (1988)

Alias: None

Type: Mystical

Location: Civilized area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: A church is often considered to be the apex of all holy grounds. Alas, this doesn't deter demons so much as it does anger them into trying to screw up everything.

History: The St. Agnes Church of New Orleans has been facing some odd phenomena recently. People seem to die at the hands of supernatural activity. Accusations rise and talk of devil work is all around. The truth is that a demon known as the Unholy is seeking to corrupt and take human souls. Only a few are equipped to deal with it.

Notable Kills: Rips a man apart and poses him like the Cross of Saint Peter.

Final Fate: After the Unholy unveils itself and attempts to have its minions crucify someone, the guy decides to unveil some divine judgement, and damn the beast back to Hell.

Powers/Abilities: Shapeshifting.

Weakness: Holy rituals.

Scariness Factor: 3.5-This thing has the patience and deceptive talent of a serial killer. Its true form is no slouch either, looking like a hairless ape with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Trivia: -Two different special effects teams worked on the ending, with the second one being introduced due to the director, Camilo Vilo, being unimpressed with the beast's appearance.

-Speaking of director shenanigans, he kept trying to convince us that this wasn't a horror film...for some reason.


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Course I have a prayer. Whatever ends this quick.
"I now have boobs, therefor you must obey."
It seems that the Oompa-Loompas got possesed.


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